While browsing through the very entertaining thisiswhyyourefat.com website, I came across a few very disturbing versions of “cake”. Who thinks up this stuff?

Nothing says celebration like 15 pounds of fatty hamburger covered in mashed potatoes and heinz. MMmmmm (barf)

And what’s up with those little orange things in the meat? Carrots? Yams??? Who knows…

This little “beauty” is for those who just aren’t happy with pb&j. Strawberry cream cheese frosting on deviled ham and chicken salad? Say it aint’ so…

This one is titled “breakfast cake” or by it’s more well known name “don’t go in there for at least 15 minutes” I don’t think Elvis would have touched this with a ten foot pole!

If the rock hard, marble sized dregees don’t kill you, the neon food coloring poison will. I am silently impressed the the sheer construction of this thing though. How did they get it to not crumble under all that fatty weight??

Finally we have the classic hamburger cake gone oh so wrong. I think they put sunflower seeds on top instead of sesame seeds as if that might somehow compliment the taste of 40 lbs of icing better?

All these photos were from http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

They have tons of hillarious/disgusting/I can’t not look/you cant UN-see that photos that are sure to make you say ewwwww and then eat a carrot.

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